Tuesday, November 8, 2011

An open letter to the guy googling "faith gardner should stop blogging about the guy searching..." and ending up here


Dear dissatisfied googler,

Apparently my silly posts have offended you. I apologize, I was just trying to have a little fun on my infrequently visited blog, and I didn't mean for it to be at your expense. Truth be told, I'm intrigued by your love of large hands and I find nothing wrong with it. Everyone has their unique eccentricities and fondnesses for things outside "the norm." That's what makes people interesting. In fact, I just read this amazing advice column that I think says everything better than I ever could.

Farewell, friend! I appreciate your visits. But, per your request, I won't blog about you anymore.

Happy googling,

Faith
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13 comments:

  1. Jason JordanNovember 8, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    Ha! This is really funny.

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  2. Matt RowanNovember 9, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    No, Faith. All this means is you need to blog about other weird googled phrases that have led people here. One of my favorite googled phrases of yesteryear, that led people to my erstwhile blog, was "problems with my balls." That's a problem!

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  3. FaithNovember 9, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Thanks Jason! And Matt, I've considered writing letters to other odd googlers. For example, this past week, along with the handgoogler, I've also had someone googling "jesus on a motorcycle" and "faith gardner nude photos."

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  4. Matt RowanNovember 10, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    Amazing! I've encountered not one instance of "Matt Rowan nude photos"!

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  5. FaithNovember 10, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    Well, maybe I'll google it just to boost your self esteem/ make you feel creepy.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 13, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    Does it really have to end this way? Ah, well. I wonder if Junot Diaz has a blog...

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  7. FaithNovember 14, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    Methinks handlover is playing internetty games with me. Now I'm getting google searches that say "faith gardner has rebuffed me in a blog and has stopped blo..."

    WHAT DO YOU WANT, HANDLOVER? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

    Hi Anonymous.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 14, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    See above post. Jonathon Safran Foer blogs, doesn't he?

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  9. FaithNovember 14, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    I don't know. Congratulations: I am confused.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 14, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    I was lost until i read Thus Spoke Zarathustra.

    I still love the blog anyway.

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  11. FaithNovember 14, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Hey! Thus Spoke Zarathustra has been sitting on my shelf for years, and I've never done more than just flip through it. Perhaps it's time ...

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  12. AnonymousNovember 14, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    I knew I like you for more than your awesome writing. Oh, and "I Don't Agree With Me".

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  13. FaithNovember 14, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    Thanks :)

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