When I was a little girl I wanted a Betty Wetty doll that peed all over itself. My parents, both sane, refused to grant my wish. I don't know why I wanted Betty Wetty so bad, especially since I had two younger siblings who peed all over themselves and needed diapers changed. Fake things are always more fun, I guess. Anyway, the weirdness of Betty Wetty is nothing compared to these gems I found thanks to my dear friend Google images:
YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY
The look on this girl's face is just classic. "Magic of motherhood" indeed.
In case, you know, your little girl's really into the idea of shaving a miniature grown man.
Yuck. Just ... yuck.