Why are there no awesome New Year songs? The classic Auld Lang Syne is dated and short and you only sing it at midnight anyway. There’s that song by U2 but it’s pretty weak because it’s U2. A Death Cab for Cutie song, meh. Anyway, New Year’s anthems are direly needed in this brave new world.
Have fun with your countdowns and your partyblowers and your midnight kisses. HFE will be playing a show at Eli’s Mile High Club with Lecherous Gaze and Sweet Nothing. It will be quite the rager. A local listing added a “pit warning” to the show. Rad.
Anyway, here’s some pure, unadulterated cheese I found to ring in the New Year: