So McSweeney's online edition publishes these "short imagined monologues" that are usually pretty funny, but this one takes the cake. It's called "I'm Comic Sans, Asshole," written by some rollicking fellow named Mike Lacher. Maybe I've just lived too much of my life within MS Word, but I thought it was damn fine comedy. In fact, it's one of those rare times in life where the cringeworthy acronym LOL actually, literally, applied.
Short and sweet and worth a read.