May I introduce to you Juicy Fruiter's blog named Juicy Fruiter, spanning years 2005-2008. Juicy Fruiter is very enthusiastic about his favorite kind of gum. Juicy Fruiter is a park ranger who posts about how mad it makes him when he catches people drinking in the park and how funny it is when he catches people having sex in parked cars. Juicy Fruiter chronicles his proposal, then cold feet, then eventual marriage, to the woman he calls Mrs. Juicy Fruiter. Juicy Fruiter is amazing.